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Most people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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anonymous!
Teal'c: The propulsion system and communication array have been damaged beyond repair.
Col. O'Neill: Ah that's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of…nowhere. Give or take.

Exodus Season 4 Episode 22

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Gen. Hammond: What's it doing? [About the MALP]
Maj. Carter: Flying, sir.
Col. O'Neill: MALPs can't fly.
Dr. Jackson: Apparently they can.
Col. O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?

-Entity Season 4 Episode 20

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Teal'c: On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle it is custom to sing a song of lament. [Hammond looks at him expectantly] Fortunately, we are not on Chulak. 

Chain Reaction Season 4 Episode 15

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Dr. Jackson: We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?

Tangent Season 4 Episode 12

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Dr. Jackson: You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have donuts or something?
Point of No Return Season 4 Episode 11


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Col. O'Neill: How do you know that?
Dr. Markov: I have read extensive files on each of you.
Col. O'NeillHow?
Dr. Markov: I learned to read English when I was six. It was not difficult.
Col. O'Neill: …Russian humor.

-Watergate Season 4 Episode 7

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By: Jack O-Neil
Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back 

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anonymous!
Anise: You may call me Anise.
Dr. Jackson: Anise?
Anise: It means "Noble Strength".
Dr. Jackson: I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
Col. O'Neill: I'm Jack. It means... What's in the box?

-Upgrades Season 4 Episode 3

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Col. O'Neill: So, what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Col. O'Neill: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

-The Other Side Season 4 Episode 2

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[Teal'c enters the airlock and the door closes]
Col. O'Neill: Say something.
Teal'cOne small step for Jaffa.
Col. O'Neill: Very nice.

-Nemesis Season 3 Episode 22

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Maj. Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you.
Col. O'Neill: No matter how dense?

(later)
Col. O'Neill: Hey. If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Everything.

Crystal Skull Season 3 Episode 21

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Gen. Hammond: Colonel, you don't seem to understand how serious this matter is. You and your team have committed a court-martiable offense.
Col. O'Neill: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow… [he demonstrates, raising his eyebrow]

-Shades of Grey Season 3 Episode 18

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Maj. Carter: The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
Dr. Jackson: No obvious signs of civilization.
Maj. Carter: P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Col. O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Dr.Jackson: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Col. O'Neill: Never run with…scissors?

Urgo Season 3 Episode 16

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Narim: No harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it.
Col. O'Neill: Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?

-Pretense Season 3 Episode 15

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By: Jack O-Neil
How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears? 

-Foothold Season 3 Episode 14

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Teal'c: This is Colonel O'Neill. He is much loved by Apophis. [To O'Neill] You may address the warriors.
Col. O'Neill: Apophis wanted me to tell you that you've all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn't ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau'ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.

-Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 9

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By: Jack 0'Neil
Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh? 

Demons Season 3 Episode 8

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Col. O'Neill: So Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Teal'c: Tacs.
Col. O'Neill: Tac'nik'tels?
Teal'c: Tacuchnatagamuntorons.
[Jack stares at him]
Teal'c: Tacs.

Deadman Switch Season 3 Episode 7

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[O'Neill and Jackson are trying to remember the alien password Boch used to open his ship]
Dr. Jackson: Barockna!
Col. O'Neill: Gesundheit.

Deadman Switch Episode 3 Season 7

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Col. O'Neill: All right, I gotta know.
Dr. Jackson: Yes, I'm about to activate it.
Col. O'Neill: No, no, no, not that. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Dr. Jackson: Well, actually it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention", "listen up", "concentrate"…
Col. O'Neill: "Yoo-hoo?"
Dr. Jackson: Yes, in a manner of speaking.

Point of View Season 3 Episode 6

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Col. O'Neill: The combined IQ of Earth might go up a few points having two Carters around. 

- Point of View Season 3 Episode 6

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Dr. Jackson: What just happened?
Col. O'Neill: Apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess.

-Fair Game, Season 3 Episode 3

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Col. O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.
[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]


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Hathor: How do I contact the Asgard so that we may align ourselves with them?

Jack: Roswell, it's a little place in New Mexico.

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anonymous!
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

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By: Rise Against
Whatever path you take, whereever you might go, whenever you decide to leave i will follow

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By: Rise Against
This is not a test, oh no
This is cardiac arrest
Of a world too proud to admit our mistakes

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By: Rise Against
Simply because you can breathe,
doesn't mean you're alive, or that you really live

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By: Rise Against
It's not the end that i fear with each breath,
it's life that scares me to death

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