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Col. O'Neill: So, what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Col. O'Neill: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

-The Other Side Season 4 Episode 2

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Anise: You may call me Anise.
Dr. Jackson: Anise?
Anise: It means "Noble Strength".
Dr. Jackson: I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
Col. O'Neill: I'm Jack. It means... What's in the box?

-Upgrades Season 4 Episode 3

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Teal'c: The propulsion system and communication array have been damaged beyond repair.
Col. O'Neill: Ah that's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of…nowhere. Give or take.

Exodus Season 4 Episode 22

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"Humans are weak. For every cure found, another disease in uncovered. It's a game of chase."

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Hathor: How do I contact the Asgard so that we may align ourselves with them?

Jack: Roswell, it's a little place in New Mexico.

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Col. O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.
[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]


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Dr. Jackson: What just happened?
Col. O'Neill: Apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess.

-Fair Game, Season 3 Episode 3

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Col. O'Neill: The combined IQ of Earth might go up a few points having two Carters around. 

- Point of View Season 3 Episode 6

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Col. O'Neill: All right, I gotta know.
Dr. Jackson: Yes, I'm about to activate it.
Col. O'Neill: No, no, no, not that. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Dr. Jackson: Well, actually it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention", "listen up", "concentrate"…
Col. O'Neill: "Yoo-hoo?"
Dr. Jackson: Yes, in a manner of speaking.

Point of View Season 3 Episode 6

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[O'Neill and Jackson are trying to remember the alien password Boch used to open his ship]
Dr. Jackson: Barockna!
Col. O'Neill: Gesundheit.

Deadman Switch Episode 3 Season 7

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Col. O'Neill: So Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Teal'c: Tacs.
Col. O'Neill: Tac'nik'tels?
Teal'c: Tacuchnatagamuntorons.
[Jack stares at him]
Teal'c: Tacs.

Deadman Switch Season 3 Episode 7

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By: Jack 0'Neil
Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh? 

Demons Season 3 Episode 8

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Teal'c: This is Colonel O'Neill. He is much loved by Apophis. [To O'Neill] You may address the warriors.
Col. O'Neill: Apophis wanted me to tell you that you've all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn't ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau'ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.

-Rules of Engagement Season 3 Episode 9

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By: Jack O-Neil
How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears? 

-Foothold Season 3 Episode 14

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Narim: No harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it.
Col. O'Neill: Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?

-Pretense Season 3 Episode 15

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Maj. Carter: The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
Dr. Jackson: No obvious signs of civilization.
Maj. Carter: P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Col. O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Dr.Jackson: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Col. O'Neill: Never run with…scissors?

Urgo Season 3 Episode 16

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Gen. Hammond: Colonel, you don't seem to understand how serious this matter is. You and your team have committed a court-martiable offense.
Col. O'Neill: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow… [he demonstrates, raising his eyebrow]

-Shades of Grey Season 3 Episode 18

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Maj. Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you.
Col. O'Neill: No matter how dense?

(later)
Col. O'Neill: Hey. If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Everything.

Crystal Skull Season 3 Episode 21

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[Teal'c enters the airlock and the door closes]
Col. O'Neill: Say something.
Teal'cOne small step for Jaffa.
Col. O'Neill: Very nice.

-Nemesis Season 3 Episode 22

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Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back 

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Col. O'Neill: How do you know that?
Dr. Markov: I have read extensive files on each of you.
Col. O'NeillHow?
Dr. Markov: I learned to read English when I was six. It was not difficult.
Col. O'Neill: …Russian humor.

-Watergate Season 4 Episode 7

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Dr. Jackson: You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have donuts or something?
Point of No Return Season 4 Episode 11


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Dr. Jackson: We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?

Tangent Season 4 Episode 12

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Teal'c: On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle it is custom to sing a song of lament. [Hammond looks at him expectantly] Fortunately, we are not on Chulak. 

Chain Reaction Season 4 Episode 15

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Gen. Hammond: What's it doing? [About the MALP]
Maj. Carter: Flying, sir.
Col. O'Neill: MALPs can't fly.
Dr. Jackson: Apparently they can.
Col. O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?

-Entity Season 4 Episode 20

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I just love the smell of C4 in the morning

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Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...

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By: Setsuko
Why must fireflies die so young?

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But am I... am I normal? I have strength. I can kill with my bare hands. I bleed red, but the pain always goes away quickly. Sometimes I see things in my head that never happened. I am a cyborg. I'll never be useful as anything else.


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"I do not fear death, It's just dreaming in silence!"

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