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By: Draco6slayer
There's no way Superman could afford to rip his suit so often on a journalism salary.

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When old people talk about computers, no matter what they're saying, it sounds horribly wrong. "I've got this tab open."...

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To be really happy, you have to take everything difficult or ploblematic like it's a puzzle or a challenge. Play life like a game, don't cry if you lose. Don't cheat, or skip parts, because you miss out on all the fun.

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By: Dimitri Martin
Saying "I'm sorry" is the same thing as saying "I apologize." They're the same, except at a funeral.

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