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| Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. | |
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Kandice 
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| I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" | |
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| Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? | |
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Kandice
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| Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? | |
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Kandice
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| God must love stupid people. He made SO many. | |
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Kandice
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| A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | |
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Kandice
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| I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. | |
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Kandice
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| Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? | |
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Kandice
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| Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. | |
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Kandice
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| A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. | |
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Kandice
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| Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. | |
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Kandice
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| Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. | |
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Kandice
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| Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. | |
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Kandice
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| You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. | |
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Kandice
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| The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! | |
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Kandice
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| Love can make you do things that you never thought possible | |
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Submitted By:
iidavealfredii
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| Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? | |
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Kandice
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