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| Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. | |
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Kandice 
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 | There's no way Superman could afford to rip his suit so often on a journalism salary. |
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Submitted By:
Draco6slayer
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| I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" | |
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Kandice
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| Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. | |
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Kandice
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| God must love stupid people. He made SO many. | |
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Kandice
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| Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? | |
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Kandice
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| never argue with an idiot. they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. | |
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kravinhjkl
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| I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. | |
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Kandice
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| A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | |
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Kandice
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| Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? | |
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Kandice
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| Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. | |
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Kandice
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| Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. | |
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Kandice
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| Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. | |
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Kandice
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 | life's a bitch |
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omy186
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| People say you can't live without love.... I think oxygen is more important. | |
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brunette
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| All of my yesterdays have been destroyed by my tomorrows. | |
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Andeavenor
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| I have nothing to declare except my genius. | |
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brunette
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| You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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| The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. | |
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Kandice
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| Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? | |
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Kandice
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| Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. | |
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Kandice
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| A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. | |
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Kandice
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| Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. | |
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| If you love something, set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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