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| A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. | |
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Submitted By:
DavidWest 
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"Thats what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly." | |
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Category: Movie - Hitch
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"You know what I hate, the one thing I hated growing up more than anything else. I hated being tickled. Tickling is the worst. 'Cause it started off fun- right haha lets tickle start out fun ended horribly. Didn't it always escalates the same way first youre like "Hahahahaa, COME ON! Hahahaha, I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE! CUT IT OUT! STOP IT! I'M GONNA THROW UP!" And they couldn't stop they were like, "Hahaha, I DON"T CARE!" I had to punch my grandmother in the chest to get her off me." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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No Toilet Paper
Have you ever been to someone else's home, used their bathroom, then found out there was no toilet paper? What do you do? You can't yell, so weird things go through your mind. Do you ever sit there and think things like, 'Well, this is an old pair of underwear I got on. I'd hate to use all their cotton balls. I bet you those Q-Tips would hurt. I wonder if they've read this magazine before? Here kitty, kitty.'
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. | |
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Submitted By:
DavidWest
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| We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it." | |
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Submitted By:
http://quote.alphacoders.com/quotes/by_user
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"Tell you what. The truth is... sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it" | |
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Category: Movie - Brokeback Mountain
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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" Be yourself . Cause' life's too short to be someone else . " | |
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Category: Movie - Step Up
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Questions for My Wife
After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife. Little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair? Honey, I want to know, why do you watch TV commercials when you have a remote control?'
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. | |
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Submitted By:
http://quote.alphacoders.com/quotes/by_user
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"Kid, there are heroes and there are legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die..." | |
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Category: Movie - The Sandlot
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"So come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned. Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!" | |
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Category: Movie - Peter Pan
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Not Answering That
Now that I'm married, I'm being asked questions I have never been asked before in my entire life. The other day, my wife came up to me and said, 'Do you think I'm fat?' I said, 'Excuse me sweetheart, but do you see "stupid jackass" written on my face? Do you see "let's have a fight for no apparent reason" written on my face somewhere?'
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| Anyone can make you smile or cry. But it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. | |
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Submitted By:
DavidWest
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| To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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 | You may not achieve this, you may not achieve that. May is NOT will, therefore keep trying. |
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Submitted By:
Ashura
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"You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you." | |
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Category: Movie - Hitch
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here." | |
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Category: Movie - Forest Gump
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Politically Correct Incident
In this era of political correctness, you really have to watch what you say. I had an incident here in New York City on the subway. This black gentleman approached me really enthusiastically, and he asked, 'Hey man, did the Yankees win?' And I said, 'Yeah -- you're free.'
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| The mightiest works have been accomplished by men who have somehow kept their ability to dream great dreams. | |
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Submitted By:
DavidWest
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| I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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"I'm fighting, for something that's real for the first time in my life!" | |
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Category: Movie - Step Up
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"Sometimes, what U're looking for is right where U left it" | |
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Category: Movie - Sweet Home Alabama
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Vegan Ex-Girlfriend
I actually dated this one girl -- she was a vegan -- one time, we were simply ordering coffee at a diner, and she looked at me, right in the face, and she goes, 'Oh, I don't believe in sugar.' Bitch, it exists!
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. | |
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Submitted By:
DavidWest
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| Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget about everything except what you’re going to do now – and do it. | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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| Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. | |
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Submitted By:
bodling
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“First loves are never really over. Nobody’s perfect, it doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.” | |
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Category: Movie - How To Deal
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft kisses that last three days." | |
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Category: Movie - Bull Durham
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Vacationing Without the Kids Finally did what came natural to us: we just stood on a beach and yelled at other people's kids. | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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