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| Even if you're on the right track, you're going to get run over if you sit there. | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R 
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| Even the prostitutes in the world are losing their jobs because teenagers give up for free! | |
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Submitted By:
Ghost
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-You don't even know how to read!
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Category: Movie - Pirates Of The Caribbean
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Cash Cab
Can you imagine the disappointment I would feel if the show were to be cancelled and I were forced to drive a cab for real to make my living? My disappointment would be tremendous, but it would pale when compared to the disappointment felt by those individuals that got into my taxi. Because I would not tell them that the show had been cancelled until the very end of the game.... 'We just won $1500 in the Cash Cab!' 'No, you didn't. The show was cancelled two years ago. You've won nothing at all. In fact, you owe me $14.80.'
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| It takes a lot of money to make me look this cheap. | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R
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 | Life is not a fairy tale There is no such thing as a Happy End, Life is not a movie, When you make a mistake you can't rewind to the last five minutes, Life is not a game, When you make a mistake you can't restart from checkpoint, Life is not music, how you like the fragment it will not be able to repeat. |
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Submitted By:
Ghost
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"If we go down we go down together, best friends means best friends forever." | |
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Category: Movie - Taking Back Sunday
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Melting Pot
New York acts like it's a big melting pot, 'cause it's like all the different cultures, 'Oh, we all melt together.' And then you move here and you realize it's not a melting pot at all. It's actually a bunch of pots that want to live next to their own kinds of pots and not talk to other pots.
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R
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| Life is a storm my young friend. You will be basking in the sunlight one moment and be shattered on the rocks the next. All you can do is look into the storm and cry out; do your worst, for i will do mine. | |
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Submitted By:
ElseTage
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"Tell me how he died."
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Category: Movie - The Last Samuri
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Big Business
A lot of people don't like Wal-Mart, they say it's big business; like it kills the Mom-and-Pop shops. But really Wal-Mart, they were a Mom-and-Pop shop at some point and then they got their act together and became unbelievable.
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| Never mistake motion for action. | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R
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| The first time someone calls you a horse you punch them in the nose. The second time someone calls you a horse you call them a jerk. The third time someone calls you a horse, well, then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle. | |
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Submitted By:
ElseTage
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"a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.: | |
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Category: Movie - Princess Diaries
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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Wal-Mart Is Great
Mom-and-Pop shops close for no reason. You go in there, you're like, "Why are you closed today?' They're like, 'We're sad.' That's not even a legit thing. Wal-Mart -- you could shoot the entire staff it would be an hour of confusion and they'd be up and running again. That's how great Wal-Mart is.
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| I am not young enough to know everything. | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R
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| Those who think that they've engineered something completely foolproof underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. | |
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Submitted By:
ElseTage
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Category: Sci Fi - Star Gate
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Submitted By:
ajak60
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"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." | |
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Category: Movie - When Harry Met Sally
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." | |
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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New Device
There's this new device you can buy for your car and it's got a keyless device and you press it, it's got a heartbeat detector on it. So you aim it at your car, you press it, if it flashes that means someone is in your car and they're going to kill you, all right? It's not going to be good -- so you press it. If you want to buy it it's like $550. If you do not have that money you can do the old school route which is just look in the window.
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Category: Humor - Comedian
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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| There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of 'em! | |
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Submitted By:
SYNTH3SIZ3R
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| The Future belongs to those,who believe in the beauty of their dreams | |
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Submitted By:
brunette
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Category: Sci Fi - Star Gate
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Submitted By:
ajak60
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"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." | |
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Category: Movie - Star Wars
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Submitted By:
Kandice
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