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By: Anon
“The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.”

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Submitted By: Andeavenor
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By: Anon
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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Submitted By: DavidWest
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By: Anon
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

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Submitted By: Andeavenor
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain"

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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By: Anon
"Never explain yourself. Your real friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it."

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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By: Anon
"Have self respect...Never allow someone to be your priority, while allowing yourself to be their option..."

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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By: Anon
"As i got older I thought I was developing more patience. Turns out I just don't give a damn!"

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Submitted By: Andeavenor
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By: Anon
“It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you”

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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"The best things in life are unseen...that is why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry or dream"

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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By: Anon
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
"Don't mistake tolerance or compliance for respect."

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Submitted By: Andeavenor
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By: Anon
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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Life is short...Break the rules...Forgive quickly...Kiss slowly...Love truly...Laugh uncontrollably...And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Submitted By: SweetWitchy
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By: Anon
To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

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Submitted By: brunette
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By: Anon
He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.

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Submitted By: torinogt73
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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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Anyone can make you smile or cry. But it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

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Submitted By: DavidWest
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By: Anon
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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By: Anon
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Submitted By: Kandice
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